The Introvert Author’s Guide To Surviving A Media Con

In the Wonderfest Model Room: My expression was meant to convey pathos akin to that evoked by the disembodied, grimacing green-skinned fellow to my right. I'm afraid I ended up just looking like a monkey.

I’m on record as someone who, generally speaking, loathes visual media.  This makes it difficult to appreciate much of mainstream fandom, which tends to be so caught up in the adoration of movies and television (many of which I’ve just never seen).

I don’t say this in any attempt to win myself bona fides as a literary snob. It’s just me.   I find books a far better entertainment value.   The major exception to this is, of course, Dr. Who — which has produced some genuinely well-written stuff.  But the rest of it?  Time-wasters.

So when I heard about that a media-focused con was within easy driving distance from my abode in Indiana , I wasn’t all that excited.  In fact, I’ve known about WonderFest for a couple of years now, but have never gone.  This year, hubbie and I checked it out and I found myself pleasantly surprised.

For starters, WonderFest is all about nostalgia.  It’s primarily a convention that focuses on the hobby of building models of various science fiction, fantasy, and horror characters or vehicles.  That’s right.  Models.   Back in the old days (before even I was born) there was a Monster Craze that swept the nation.  Legions of kids in the 60s subscribed to Forrest J. Ackerman’s Famous Monster of Filmland magazine, stayed up late at night to watch their local horror movie host (Zacherly, Dr. Shock, Vampira, etc.) introduce classic Universal and Hammer films.  It was in this era of “Monster Kids” that companies like Aurora produced monster-themed model kits that children could assemble.

WonderFest is heavily steeped in this “Monster Kid” culture, and for a weird, oft-misanthropic author like myself  it proved  a pleasant diversion.  In days like these when the human race seems to be making quite the mess of itself, who better to befriend than monsters?

Other things I learned at WonderFest…Contrary to popular opinion, the World Fantasy Award statue of Lovecraft is not the genre award that looks most like an Easter Island statue.  That distinct honor goes to the Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards.

The Rondo: the genre award that looks like it not only *could* kick your ass, but also *wants* to.

What else can I tell you?  Well, I got a chance to meet Larry Blamire, writer and director of the clever Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (one of the few movies I have enjoyed in the past few years, perhaps because it’s a movie poking gentle fun at other movies).  But no account of WonderFest would be complete without discussing Saturday night’s presentation of the 1970-something film, StarCrash.  I’ve seen many Ed Wood films in my life.  I’ve not only endured, but also reviewed Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.  In fact, I am familiar with many of the films ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000.  But I must admit that StarCrash was — in my opinion — the most unintentionally funny film I’ve ever watched.  Never have I laughed so hard so long.  And, after working for about five months on a novel, it was nice to get that break.  It’s back to the grindstone, though.  Now rested and ready, it’s time to finish off the first draft’s last 35,000 words.

Me with Aunt Matilda (second disembodied head to my right). She looked a might peaked, but it was good to run into her at the con.

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