Me, The Beatles, & The Book. The Fab Four were so impressed they anointed me their new guru (Eff You, Maharishi!)
Last week Brian Keene’s blog posted a photo documenting his popularity with country and blues singer Kasey Lansdale. Not to be outdone, I challenged Dr. Who to a poker game, won the TARDIS, and went back to 1967 London to obtain an even bigger celebrity endorsement.
Yes, four Lads from Liverpool took turns reading the book and came to agreement that it was, indeed, “fab”. Guess that makes me…(wait for it…) “bigger than Jesus”?
I understand that there will be naysayers who will allege that the gentlemen in the photo aren’t actually The Beatles.
Already, parties claiming to be concerned about my mental health point out they saw me this weekend in Louisville, not London. They say that I was attending an annual gathering of Beatles impersonators called “Abbey Road On The River”, and that the men in the photo are just one of the acts, a group from Chicago called “Meet The Beetles”. They claim that a group that dressed up in animal costumes could never support eating fried furry.
Gosh, now that I think about it, they might be right.
1st Place, 1967 Liverpool FurryCon Talent Show.
