We Interrupt Your Painful, Absurdly Meaningless Life For News About The Vonnegut Fundraiser

Art by Vonnegut, on display at the Vonnegut Memorial Library (photo by either hubbie or me)

Thanks to everyone who bought a copy of How To Eat Fried Furries or Steve Lowe’s Muscle Memory during our May fundraiser for Indianapolis’ Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library.  As you may recall, we agreed to donate royalties earned for May sales of these books to the Library to help our fellow-Hoosiers preserve the memory of one of America’s greatest dark satirists.

The preliminary sales reports are in, and it’s estimated that, together, Steve and I have raised thousands  dozens of dollars in support of the cause, and will be forking over the dough once the official totals are determined and paid out to us, some time around August.

What I’ve Been Up To Lately… (In Which Our Heroine Describes — By Way of Explanation For Her Recent Dearth of Blogging — The Various Creative Projects She’s Pursuing)

I haven’t been blogging as much as I’d like to for the past few months.  I notice talented authors like Theodora Goss contributing to their blogs almost-daily and sort of scratch my head.  I honestly don’t know how they do it and attend to everything else they have going on.

I’m continuing to get the word out about my Eraserhead Press book, How To Eat Fried Furries (a very strange, transgressive, darkly satirical collection of linked short stories set in a world where farmers raise furries — you know, people in animal costumes — as livestock).  So if this seems at all like it might be your sort of bag  please, please, please order a copy from Amazon.  I’m donating all royatlies I earn from May sales to the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library, so this is a particularly helpful month in which to buy it.

(Note to self:  “please, please, please order a copy?” — what’s this marketing stuff started to do to me — was I just begging readers to buy my book?  I fear my idol, Thomas Ligotti (or at least his protagonist Frank Dominio) would classify such behavior as swinish.)

At the same time as I’m pushing the Bizarro, I’m also indulging a massive non-Bizarro (as in, regular old speculative fiction) project — a dark SF novel tentatively titled The Sober Assassin (elevator pitch is as follows *clears throat* “It’s Blade Runner meets The West Wing meets A&E’s Intervention“).

(Note to self:  why is it a semi-convention to pitch books by describing them as hybrids of different movies or TV shows?  Alas, even more swinishness, I’m surprised I’m not growing a piggy-snout right now!)

I’m particularly excited by The Sober Assassin.  I’ve made previous cracks at writing a novel, but I’ve never approached it with much in the way of self-discipline.  Last year I started to write a Bizarro novella that I thought might become a novel, but ultimately it didn’t.  I can say with some confidence that I think that this novel is at least going to find its way to completion (and with the first draft estimated to weigh in at around 110,000 words — what a completion).

I’m about 2/3 of the way through the first draft now.  My goal is to finish it out by June 26th (a day very special to me, as those closest to me can attest).

My plan all along was to write about 5,000 words of the novel each week, and –with only one or two exceptions — I’ve managed to do exactly that.  There’s no guarantee the novel’s going to sell, of course (though I think it’s salable — after all, I wouldn’t be devoting all this time to it if I didn’t).  Even if it doesn’t sell, though, I think the whole thing has been worthwhile.

One unexpected benefit of writing the novel has been that I sense that my overall level of craft has gone up a notch.  There’s something about living day-in, day-out with one, long, story that seems to be changing my brain’s focus.  During the course of writing the novel, I’ve written two  short stories that just sort of gushed out of me all at just one or two sittings — something that’s never happened to me before.  I also think I’m more observant about what works and what doesn’t. I’m trying some new approaches, and feel (subjectively) like I’m growing as an author.

In short, I’m learning.  Which isn’t really saying much.  I mean, that’s what we’re supposed to do all of our lives, right?

Right.

After I finish the novel’s first draft, I’m planning to let it sit for a spell and then move on to working on some non-fiction work (writing a scholarly piece on Phillip K. Dick and H.P. Lovecraft), and then go through the likely-grueling process of editing.

Oh, I should add that I’m reading through stories for the How To Eat Fried Furries short story contest, too.  And reading lots of other fiction, too.  Just finished Vonnegut’s Sirens of Titan and now moving on to China Mieville’s The City & The City.

And I’ll be going to a few conventions this summer.  InConJunction in Indianapolis and ReaderCon are definites.  I’m tentatively planning on going up to GenCon just for one day, and I’m kicking around the idea of pulling a similar stunt in respect to ConText  (I’d love to stay longer — but hotel, etc. jacks up the price).

So that’s what’s going on with me, fellow-weirdos.  What’s happening in your neck of the woods?

“A Classy Way To Commit Suicide”

Vonnegut was quoted as saying cigarette smoking is “a classy way to commit suicide.”

If you go to the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library, you can actually see these ordinarily-prosaic implements of self-destruction enshrined in a  glass display case.  It’s probable that the only reason the Pall Malls survived the chain-smoking author is that this particular pack fell behind his book shelf.

I fully support cigarettes enshrined in a glass display case.

If you do, too, support the Vonnegut Library by purchasing a copy of How To Eat Fried Furries  (the royalties I earn for May sales will be donated to the Vonnegut Library).  For more photos of the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library (and more info on the fundraiser) check out my earlier blog posts.

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Indiana’s Most Famous Rejection Letter

I recently blogged about my discovery of the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library in Indianapolis (www.vonnegutlibrary.org).   I was so impressed with it that I decided to start a fundraiser.  I’ll be donating all of the royalties I earn for May sales of How To Eat Fried Furries to the Vonnegut Library, so that they can continue the work of championing the literary, artistic, and cultural contributions of the late writer, artist, and Indianapolis native.

My friend and fellow-Hoosier Steve Lowe (author of Muscle Memory), has joined me in this fundraiser.  Royalties he earns for May sales of Muscle Memory will be donated to the Vonnegut Library, too.

You can purchase both books at Amazon.com.

Places like the Vonnegut Library are part of our country’s cultural infrastructure.  We need them.  Goodness knows we especially need them here in the Midwest, where such resources are relatively scarce.

I posted a few pictures of the Vonnegut Library last week, but I want to spend the next week posting some additional photos to better give a sense of all the fun stuff visitors can explore there.

Today’s picture is a doozy, and features one of my favorite items on display.

At Least It Wasn't A Form Letter...

Apparently early on in his career, Vonnegut submitted three pieces to The Atlantic Monthly.  One of these pieces appears to have been a predecessor to one of his best-known books, Slaughterhouse Five.  Alas, it wasn’t good enough for the editor, who explained that he’d looked at all three works and:

“I am sincerely sorry that no one of them seems to be well adapted to for our purpose. Both the account of the bombing of Dresden and your article, “What’s a Fair Price for Golden Eggs?” have drawn commendation although neither one is quite compelling enough for final acceptance.”

Woe unto the editor whose rejection letter ends up behind glass in the author’s museum!

Of course, my photograph of the letter can only do it so much justice.  You must check out this artifact for yourself!  Visit the Vonnegut Library (virtually) at www.vonnegutlibrary.org or (even better) drop by the Vonnegut Library in downtown Indy (check their website for hours they’re open to the public).

May Royatlies For HOW TO EAT FRIED FURRIES To Benefit Vonnegut Memorial Library

Nicole With The ACTUAL Typewriter Vonnegut Used In The '70s

Nicole messin' around with the first paragraph of a new short story on a REPLICA of Vonnegut's '70s Typewriter, in a replica of his writing room.

Last Friday afternoon (Good Friday, the Christians call it; though I suspect the crucified man himself might  have used a somewhat more colorful adjective), I made a pilgrimage of the most sacrilegious variety.  While the faithful spent their holy day in church, I traveled up to Indianapolis to the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library (www.vonnegutlibrary.org)

Although he spent the vast majority of his writing career in New York, Vonnegut (a one-time honorary President of the American Humanist Association, environmentalist, and scribbler of not a few books of dark satire) was born and raised in Indianapolis.  Thus, Indy is home to this small  — but important — working monument to the man, his fiction, and his activism.

I’m not a native Hoosier.  I grew up in Maryland.  But I do take pride in the fact that Hoosiers are actually doing something to build and preserve our cultural infrastructure (while Maryland, last I heard, couldn’t get its act together to keep its Edgar Allan Poe House open).  The Vonnegut Memorial Library is a stellar example of what can be done with a relatively small space.  It deserves support.

So, I’m donating all of my royalties from May’s sales of How To Eat Fried Furries to the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library, in hopes that it will give it some well-deserved attention and maybe even make a meaningful dent in their electric bill.  Every little bit helps, you know.   My friend Steve Lowe (another Hoosier author of weird fiction) has also lent his support to this effort, and will be doing a similar fundraiser in May.

Take a gander at some other cool pics from my visit…and set aside ten bucks to buy How To Eat Fried Furries, and another ten to buy Steve’s book, Muscle Memory in May! (P.S. — I plan on posting more pics in the near future).

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