Since today’s Friday, I thought I’d start a tradition of including a positive thought for the day.
This Friday’s positive thought for the day comes to us from…umm…me, who says:
“Farts are just the sound of your ass laughing.”
Now, yes…if you are on the paranoid side, I give you permission to tinker with this positive thought and mutate it into the more suspicious thought “Farts are just the sound of your ass laughing at you.
But for everyone who is not paranoid, I want to you read this thought, contemplate it, inwardly digest it (but do not, under any circumstances, fart it out).
