My Appearance July 4th Weekend At InConJunction XXXI

Insignia of the Circle of Janus, the fan organization running the con.

I’m excited to announce I’ll be appearing at InConJunction XXXI (July 1-3, at the Indianapolis Marriott East).

I can’t say enough good things about this con.  There’s lots of brainy nerds there, and there are many, many presentations on actual science in addition to SF, Fantasy, & Horror.  It’s a fun, relaxing, laid-back atmosphere.  The focus is really about interacting with readers, rather than professional networking.  Which is nice (I’ll get a lot of the latter in mid-July when I jet off to Boston for ReaderCon).

In addition to signing copies of How To Eat Fried Furries and Werewolves & Shape Shifters, I’ll be appearing on and/or moderating several panels.  Here’s my programming schedule (as given me 6/23, subject to change…as these things sometimes do).

 

Friday:  No panels

Saturday:

10:00 a.m.  “The Weirdest Speculative Fiction Books We’ve Ever Read”

3:00 p.m.   “Death to Writer’s Block”

5:00 p.m.  “Beyond Blade Runner:  The Work of Phillip K. Dick in Fiction & Cinema”

9:00 p.m.  “Religion in Science Fiction, Fantasy, & Horror”

10:00 p.m. “Candlelight Horror”

Sunday: 

10:00 a.m. “Publishing in the Future”

If you’re a reader in the Indy area (or in the Midwest, generally), I’d love to meet you at this event.  If you think you might be coming, leave a comment after this post so I’ll know to keep an eye peeled for you!

 

What I’ve Been Up To Lately… (In Which Our Heroine Describes — By Way of Explanation For Her Recent Dearth of Blogging — The Various Creative Projects She’s Pursuing)

I haven’t been blogging as much as I’d like to for the past few months.  I notice talented authors like Theodora Goss contributing to their blogs almost-daily and sort of scratch my head.  I honestly don’t know how they do it and attend to everything else they have going on.

I’m continuing to get the word out about my Eraserhead Press book, How To Eat Fried Furries (a very strange, transgressive, darkly satirical collection of linked short stories set in a world where farmers raise furries — you know, people in animal costumes — as livestock).  So if this seems at all like it might be your sort of bag  please, please, please order a copy from Amazon.  I’m donating all royatlies I earn from May sales to the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library, so this is a particularly helpful month in which to buy it.

(Note to self:  “please, please, please order a copy?” — what’s this marketing stuff started to do to me — was I just begging readers to buy my book?  I fear my idol, Thomas Ligotti (or at least his protagonist Frank Dominio) would classify such behavior as swinish.)

At the same time as I’m pushing the Bizarro, I’m also indulging a massive non-Bizarro (as in, regular old speculative fiction) project — a dark SF novel tentatively titled The Sober Assassin (elevator pitch is as follows *clears throat* “It’s Blade Runner meets The West Wing meets A&E’s Intervention“).

(Note to self:  why is it a semi-convention to pitch books by describing them as hybrids of different movies or TV shows?  Alas, even more swinishness, I’m surprised I’m not growing a piggy-snout right now!)

I’m particularly excited by The Sober Assassin.  I’ve made previous cracks at writing a novel, but I’ve never approached it with much in the way of self-discipline.  Last year I started to write a Bizarro novella that I thought might become a novel, but ultimately it didn’t.  I can say with some confidence that I think that this novel is at least going to find its way to completion (and with the first draft estimated to weigh in at around 110,000 words — what a completion).

I’m about 2/3 of the way through the first draft now.  My goal is to finish it out by June 26th (a day very special to me, as those closest to me can attest).

My plan all along was to write about 5,000 words of the novel each week, and –with only one or two exceptions — I’ve managed to do exactly that.  There’s no guarantee the novel’s going to sell, of course (though I think it’s salable — after all, I wouldn’t be devoting all this time to it if I didn’t).  Even if it doesn’t sell, though, I think the whole thing has been worthwhile.

One unexpected benefit of writing the novel has been that I sense that my overall level of craft has gone up a notch.  There’s something about living day-in, day-out with one, long, story that seems to be changing my brain’s focus.  During the course of writing the novel, I’ve written two  short stories that just sort of gushed out of me all at just one or two sittings — something that’s never happened to me before.  I also think I’m more observant about what works and what doesn’t. I’m trying some new approaches, and feel (subjectively) like I’m growing as an author.

In short, I’m learning.  Which isn’t really saying much.  I mean, that’s what we’re supposed to do all of our lives, right?

Right.

After I finish the novel’s first draft, I’m planning to let it sit for a spell and then move on to working on some non-fiction work (writing a scholarly piece on Phillip K. Dick and H.P. Lovecraft), and then go through the likely-grueling process of editing.

Oh, I should add that I’m reading through stories for the How To Eat Fried Furries short story contest, too.  And reading lots of other fiction, too.  Just finished Vonnegut’s Sirens of Titan and now moving on to China Mieville’s The City & The City.

And I’ll be going to a few conventions this summer.  InConJunction in Indianapolis and ReaderCon are definites.  I’m tentatively planning on going up to GenCon just for one day, and I’m kicking around the idea of pulling a similar stunt in respect to ConText  (I’d love to stay longer — but hotel, etc. jacks up the price).

So that’s what’s going on with me, fellow-weirdos.  What’s happening in your neck of the woods?

Left Behind: Surviving Con Envy

Con-goers Enjoy Bravarian Cosplay At This Year's Inaugural "Lederhosen Punk" Convention

I can’t decide which fate would be worse: being “left behind” during the End Times Rapture, or staying home during a weekend when it seems like just about everyone is going to a spec fic convention.  I have no experience (yet) with the former, so my money’s on the latter.

After all, chances are nobody is going to be making you feel all bummed out about all the fun you’re missing by sending tweets from the Pearly Gates.  But on any given weekend from May until November, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube (that unholiest of trinities) will always be buzzing with news of the latest outrageous con hijinks. It’s enough to make even a saint turn green with envy.  And I don’t know about you, but I ain’t no saint.

So what’s a writer (or for that matter, fan) to do?  With the recession and all, money’s tight.  Authors need to do a lot of thinking about which venues are likely to result in the greatest bang for their buck.  Which cons reflect the pond you want to swim in?  Which cons give you the best chance to share your latest publications with fans?  As for fans (who can’t even deduct con-expenses from their taxes), the money crunch can be even worse.  Unless you’ve abandoned your day job and decided to follow Brian Keene or Maurice Broaddus from con to con like a spec fic Deadhead, there’s no way to go to all the events you’d like to.

What to do?  Here’s my modest list of survival strategies.  Feel free to add more in the comments section!

Survival Strategy #1: Rationalization.

Rationalization is the process in which you convince yourself that those attending the con really didn’t have that good of a time.  For example you might say to yourself “True, I don’t have any happy memories of GhostyFest 2010 to cherish along with everyone else, but then again, I heard that everyone there was so trashed that they don’t have any memories of it, either!”  Or, perhaps you’ll remind yourself that the internet gossip says that the hotel wasn’t big enough, so you probably wouldn’t have liked it anyway.  Or that (insert name of Guest of Honor), was really just a big jerk/bitch.

Rationalization works best for those with a penchant for bitterness.  But fear not, if you’re one of the un-bitter, there’s still hope for you in strategies #2 and #3.

Survival Strategy #2: Find Local Peeps To Hang With

While cons are great fun, I find that some of the best times I have hanging with genre folk is in a more laid-back setting. Get to know people in your local area.  Hang out with them, and you’ll soon realize that you can have con-sized fun without the con-sized price tag – no plane ticket or hotel reservation needed.  Besides those economic advantages, the other plus to this approach is that it fosters the development of authentic friendships.  After all, these are the folks in your community.  The folks that you have a chance to see over and over again.  Go to lunch.  Have them over to your house for a get-together.  Go see movies together.  True, it’s unlikely that Bruce Campbell or Reggie Bannister are going to be making an appearance at the local Thai place, but if you can live with that, this survival strategy is for you.

Survival Strategy #3: Positive Reinforcement

This strategy is probably the most fun of all of them, but is a bit more complicated (it has to be broken into multiple steps).  Step 1: In the company of your spouse/partner, log onto your online banking website.  Step 2: Point to the balance, and remark on how much money you saved by skipping the con, even though you really wanted to go.  Step 3: Use Step 2 as leverage to go on a shopping spree at your local bookstore or Amazon.com, being careful to spend just a tiny bit less money than you would have if you’d gone to the con.  Step 4:  Bask in the glow of martyrdom.

I’m sure there’s more where that came from.  So c’mon folks.  What works for you?  How do you make it through the weekends when you just know genre folk everywhere are having more fun than you are?

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