As you may know, I recently announced a short story contest to promote my new book How To Eat Fried Furries. Good news for writers who read this blog.
But what about the readers?
Ahh, don’t think that you’re being left out. This month I have a contest for you. I call it the “WeirdBowl”, and the idea is to determine who my weirdest reader is. Here’s how it works.
1. Take a photo of yourself with a copy of How To Eat Fried Furries. (note: for this contest, it doesn’t make a difference if you purchased it on Amazon.com or at BizarroCon, or anywhere else. You are eligible either way). However, you do have to be 18 years of age or older to participate.
2. Stage the photo to be as bizarre as possible. Keep in mind I want to actually show these photos online…so there are some common sense limits prohibiting nudity. In other words, I am not interested in seeing your junk (or other personal body part). For legal reasons, it probably would be best if you also steered clear of sending me photos of yourself robbing a bank, shooting up heroin, urinating in public, well…you get the idea. Understood?
Now that I’ve made that disclaimer…let me just say this. I want you to show off your strange. The world may not appreciate it, but I do. Grotesque facial expressions (with or without teeth), haircuts or dye jobs gone awry, strange tattoos and piercings, body modifications, unusual, anachronistic clothing, fetish outfits that keep enough to the imagination,and odd visual backgrounds are all the sort of things I’m talking about. For this contest, if you’re an actual furry and want to show yourself reading the book while in costume, that would make my day, too.
But that’s not the point, really. Anyone weird enough can win this contest. Make me laugh. Make me cringe. But most of all, convince me that you’re weird enough to handle my stories. Weird enough to be a Cushingista!
3. Email the photo to furryfarmers (at) gmail (dot) com. Deadline is January 29th, 2011 at 11:59 p.m.
4. I will select two finalists. Then, from January 30th through February 6th (around the same time as the Big Game) visitors to NicoleCushing.com will vote on which reader is the weirdest, based on the photo alone. The winner will be announced Monday, February 7th.
5. PRIZES! Of course, I wouldn’t ask my readers to do any of this without the possibility of reward. The winner of WeirdBowl 2011 will receive the following:
A. A signed manuscript of “Eating Disorders Of The Living Dead” (the unpublished Dr. Seuss style poem that won 3rd Place at the 2010 Ultimate Bizarro Showdown).
B. A “re-gifting” collection of some of the very same prizes I won at BizarroCon, including
The “Hellina” dominatrix action figure…
a huge (foot high?) baby bottle inscribed with the messages “Self-Loathing Tastes Like Booze” and “I Am Your Lesser”…
a big yard waste bag scrawled with verbal abuse (“I am a lackluster human!”; “I am human refuse”)…
the book Alice Cooper, Golf Monster (enhanced by occasional, strange phrases written on top of the pages with magic marker).
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C. An interview here on NicoleCushing.com
So what’s not to love about this, folks? You can start sending in your photos…NOW!







