Don’t Read This Blog!

Cassini-Huygens Mission Photo Taken With Infrared-Ultraviolet Camera

Just for today, I’m giving you “permission” to skip reading my blog.

The reason?  I have a post up on another blog.

I’m now a regular blogger for the good folks at Apex Book Company.  Check out my June entry, “Feel Jilted By Mars?  New Romance Awaits On Titan”.  In it, I discuss the new signs of possible life on Saturn’s largest moon, as well as the scandal-tainted entertainers  Milli Vanilli and Pee Wee Herman.  I may be going out on a limb here, but I suspect this is the first time all three have been mentioned in the same breath.  Enjoy!

Answer To Last Week’s Pessimistic Quote Quiz

This week has been HELL at my day job, so I’ve been unable to post the answers to last week’s Pessimistic Quote Quiz until now (somehow I don’t think that’s a problem with those of you reading my blog, as NOBODY even ventured a guess).  If I were an optimist I would interpret that as a sign that I’d stumped you all.  But, as you have probably inferred, I am a pessimist, so I’ll interpret it as a sign of apathy toward this particular variety of post  :)

Now to the answer.

The quote in question was the following:

“….governments, all governments, at least on occasion, lie.  And some of them do it all the time — some of them do it only every second statement — but, by and large, governments distort the facts in order to remain in office.”

The three choices?

A.  Former WWF Wrestler & Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura

B.  The Late Astronomer and Television Personality Carl Sagan

C.  Voltaire

While both Voltaire and Ventura share an anti-authoritarian streak, the quote actually comes from….*drumroll please*

Carl Sagan’s book, The Varieties of Scientific Experience: A Personal View Of The Search For God (a collection of 1985 Gifford Lectures on Natural Theology).

If you haven’t read Sagan’s books, or watched his classic 1970s science program, Cosmos, you should definitely do so.  The man was brilliant!

Skipp WEREWOLVES & SHAPESHIFTERS anthology TOC Revealed

Awhile back I mentioned that my short story “All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Piggy Class” had been bought for the forthcoming John Skipp anthology, Werewolves & Shapeshifters:  Encounters With The Beast Within.
Now, I can share with you the names of all the other authors who also appear in the anthology.  I feel so honored and uplifted to have my work appear in the same book as theirs.

Here’s the whole lineup:

THE COMPANY OF WOLVES – Angela Carter
THE OTHER SIDE – Count Stenbock
THE LADY ON THE GREY – John Collier
GABRIEL-ERNEST — Saki
THE SHADOW OVER INNSMOUTH – H.P. Lovecraft
GRANDFATHER WOLF – Steve Rasnic Tem
FIRE DOG – Joe R. Lansdale
PURE SILVER – A.C. Crispin and Kathleen O’Malley
GIFT-WRAP – Charlaine Harris
SIDE-EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE – Steve Duffy
UNLESS YOU CHANGE – Francesca Lia Block
FORGIVEN – Eric Shapiro
THE COLD THAT FLAYS THE SKIN – Tessa Gratton
IL DONNAIOLO – Brad C. Hodson
WEREWOLF 101 – Mercedes M. Yardley
MANDIBLE – Alice Henderson
FAR AND WEE – Kathe Koja
BRAIDS – Melanie Tem
NOT FROM AROUND HERE – David J. Schow
THE SKIN TRADE – George R.R. Martin
THE ANIMAL ASPECT OF HER MOVEMENT – Adam Golaski
STRANGE SKIN – Bentley Little
BREAK-UP – Richard Christian Matheson
THE BETTER HALF: A LOVE STORY – Scott Bradley and Peter Giglio
PLASTIC FANTASTIC – Dieter Meyer and Maxwell Hart
WARM, IN YOUR COAT – Violet Glaze
ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN PIGGY CLASS – Nicole Cushing
HOWL OF THE SHEEP – Cody Goodfellow
PIECES OF ETHAN – Adam-Troy Castro
I COVET ALL THE WANING HOURS – Zak Jarvis
WHEN SUSSURUS STIRS – Jeremy Robert Johnson
WAR PIG – Carlton Mellick III
DISSERTATION – Chuck Palahniuk
ONLY THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN – Neil Gaiman
SWEETHEART COME – Alethea Kontis

Sounds like this one is coming out in late September.  Can’t wait to see the finished product!

Pessimistic Quote Quiz!

Unreliable Source

Here’s the first in a semi-regular feature at nicolecushing.com, the pessimistic quote quiz.  It’s fairly simple.  I give you a quote (of the cynical, jaded, or downright misanthropic variety), you tell me who said it.  No prizes except bragging rights (and the “pessimistic  fun” of playing).

Our first quote expresses a rather jaded opinion of those institutions of law and order…governments.  Here it is:

“….governments, all governments, at least on occasion, lie.  And some of them do it all the time — some of them do it only every second statement — but, by and large, governments distort the facts in order to remain in office.”

WHO SAID IT?….

A. Former WWF Wrestler and Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura

B.  The Late Astronomer and Television Personality Carl Sagan

C.  Voltaire

Leave your guess in the comments section.  Answer to be announced next Tuesday (6/22).

No Heroes, No Saints, No Leaders, No Gurus — Just Us

  • “If you have a hero, look again.  You have probably diminished yourself in some way.”

– Sheldon Kopp, from his book,  If You Meet The Buddha On The Road, Kill Him

  • “He must increase, but I must decrease…He who comes from heaven is above all.”

John 3:30-31 (King James Version)

  • “Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles,”  (“Germany, Germany above all”)

Former First Line of the German National Anthem (No longer in use)

What do mainstream churches, fashion designers, appliance salespeople, cults, military recruiters, elected officials, New Age gurus, the “legit” drug companies, the diet pill industry, entertainment sell-ebrities and Dr. Phil all have in common?

They’re all peddlers.

They may seem to be peddling different products, but they’re not.  They may seem to be using vastly different language, but they’re not.  They’re all peddling “answers”.  They’re all peddling ways to make themselves increase, and you (or, at least, your bank account) decrease.  They’re all peddling a break from feelings of confusion,ambiguity, and isolation that, at times, can come from confronting the burden of responsibility to make one’s own way in the world.

And in the course of their peddling, a very common sales pitch is used by all peddlers.  It goes something like this.

Part One:  Creating (In You) A Perception of Need (Preferably urgent need, in response to events spun as catastrophe)

In this stage, the peddler convinces you that you are much more flawed than your peers.  Messed up.  “Less than” everyone else.  Unprepared, and possibly at risk for attack/invasion/and end to your “way of life”.  Sick.  Dysfunctional.  Poor.  Alone.  Overweight.  Excluded from eternal happiness, destined (indeed, “damned” to eternal suffering).

Thus, the Jack Chick gospel tract and the supermarket magazine selling airbrushed ideals of impossibly thin women are (in essence) the same thing.

Both aim to convince  you that you are not good enough as-is, and that you need fixing.

Part Two:  Creating A Perception of Their Competence To Meet The Perceived Need

In this stage, the peddler convinces you that they have (or, at least, have access to) the material or spiritual object that will fulfill your alleged need and put you on an equal footing with your peers.  Included, not excluded.

Part Three:  You Are Temporarily Sated.

You feel well, because you suspect you should be doing better since you are following the lead of the dispenser of health and/or material/spiritual well-being.  At the very least, you have a sense of kinship or cohesion with the group of other customers who have purchased the services of your peddler.  You and all the other customers of your peddler are okay, are the “in group”.  Outsiders who did not have the wisdom of becoming customers to your peddler are the “out group”.

Part Four:  You share the “good news” about Jesus/Deepak Chopra/Sarah Palin/Scientology/Barack Obama/Thich Nhat Hanh/Fancy Yoga Retreat with others (or, perhaps more concisely put, you repeat Part One, only this time with yourself as the peddler!)

Of course, there are times in life when we need to consult people who have answers we don’t.   But I’ve always been a bit of a skeptic, at heart.  Even if someone has a good answer on one topic, it doesn’t mean that they have the answers to everything.  And most people and institutions peddling answers aren’t content to admit that they (at best) have only a partial grasp of the truth, because such an admission would only serve to weaken the customer’s brand loyalty.

I’m not advocating that we not make any purchases at all in the marketplace I’ve just described, but rather that we only do so after kicking the tires and looking under the hood.  That we continue to question the wisdom of our sales, because each transaction exacts a piece of ourselves.

Following up on the car analogy, Carl Sagan* put it this way:

“If we have an emotional stake in the answers, if we want badly enough to believe, and if it is important to know the truth, then nothing other than a committed, skeptical scrutiny is required.  It is not very different from buying a used car.  When you buy a used car, it is insufficient to remember that you badly need a car.  After all, it has to work.  It is insufficient to say that the used-car salesman is a friendly fellow.  What you generally do is you kick the tires, you look at the odometer, you open up the hood.  If you do not feel yourself expert in automobile engines, you bring a friend who is.  And you do this for something as unimportant as an automobile.  But on issues of the transcendent, of ethics and morals, of the origin of the world, of the nature of human beings, on those issues should be not insist upon at least equally skeptical scrutiny?”

*In The Varieties Of Scientific Experience:  A Personal View Of The Search For God

(Author’s note:  I make no pretense of having any sort of grasp on capital-T truth.  I’m just searching — aspiring to follow capital-T Truth around wherever it happens to meander.  I welcome any and all polite discussion.)

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